Old one, but……….

This is an old one.. but it is really true……………

 

A wife was preparing fried eggs for breakfast for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "CAREFUL… CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! CAREFUL… CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when u’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving!!" 😀

 

This is 100% true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Motorist & the Parrot:

I got this mail a while ago from my collegue. Its really intersting.

 

The Motorist & the Parrot

 

A motorist was driving down the highway and all of a sudden he hit a parrot. He pulled over, picked the poor parrot who was still alive but unconscious. He decided to take him home. When the motorist got home, he put the parrot in a cage, leaving him some bread and water inside. When the parrot regained consciousness, he looked around and said: "BARS, bread, water…Oh my God!! I have killed the motorist!!!

 

Howz it? Sometimes we people are also in this situation assuming we are in a bad state, but that is not real! Wake up!

Interesting BLOGS | Interesting search words :D

Folks.. I was just wandering over the web searching some article to read.. Now a days, net Bug bite me, I believe it already bit me long back. But these days I am restless, my hand always wanna rest on a key board and a mouse. When just wandering over the web, found some more interesting sites where you can find latest informations and stuffs. Listed below:

 

http://mashable.com

http://www.betanews.com

http://360techblog.com

http://readwriteweb.com

 

Get going guys!

 

I just want to post something personal here. One of my college classmate sent a mail about a guy( he too my classmate ). He was telling in that mail that the other guy is now searching for somethings in Google. You know what he was searching?? They were "Technical words + software terminologies + not used in india". Sometimes I wonder, how ppl are thinking like this. I really cant decide whether he is crazy or netbuggy. Somebody tell me!!!!

 

But if you notice one thing in the words he searched, we can know the expectation of recent web search engine users. Search engines are really becoming like one answering machines or even like a Genie. May be.. someday, somebody might even try to search for their missed shoes in some search engine!! lol 😀

 

And you guys may be noticing that im changing the theme of my space quite often, the fact is I want more themes. 🙂 MSN Spaces team listening this? I am waiting for Windows Live Spaces which will definitely rock the wold of social networking.

 

Windows Live Services Rocks!